Friendly Neighborhood Rivalry

We went to a cookout down the street and wow, those neighbor kids are growing up fast. The two smallest in our crew turned one in January and they are already getting in my way. I am the one with the reputation of sitting on everyone and hugging until I pin kids to the ground, but little Maggie gave me a run for my money. I was very unhappy when she decided to join me in the Cozy Coupe, but I figure we have a lot of years to sort out who's boss.